Happy birthday.

I don't know who I'd be without you in my week, and I don't want to find out. Coffee's on me for the rest of the month.

Love you,

You being born

worked out pretty well

for me.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Worked Out Well Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with two mismatched mugs that clink, a cookie that dunks, steam and a dry line: you being born worked out pretty well for me.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI don't know who I'd be without you in my week, and I don't want to find out. Coffee's on me for the rest of the month.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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