Five stars. Would recommend.

Replies to texts the same day. Brings excellent snacks. Unreasonably competitive at card games. One small note for the reviews: still cannot pick a restaurant. Happy birthday to my favourite human, ten years running.

Sincerely, a loyal customer,

Five stars.

Would recommend.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Five Stars, Would Recommend Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card styled as a glowing five-star review of a person, with stars filling in, a Verified friend stamp and a trophy.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageReplies to texts the same day. Brings excellent snacks. Unreasonably competitive at card games. One small note for the reviews: still cannot pick a restaurant. Happy birthday to my favourite human, ten years running.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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