Congratulations!

Congratulations, you two. The baby is perfect and you both look wonderful, which is a lie I'll keep telling until you've slept. Coffee is on me for the next year.

With love,

Sleep is for amateurs.

Congratulations.

Motion card · New baby

Sleep Is for Amateurs New Baby Card

A funny new baby card where a bleary-eyed coffee mug sits by a late-night dial as a pacifier lands on the saucer: sleep is for amateurs.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageCongratulations, you two. The baby is perfect and you both look wonderful, which is a lie I'll keep telling until you've slept. Coffee is on me for the next year.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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