Happy Birthday!

I licked a lot of things this year, and I'm not going to list them. What matters is that you're still the person I want to kiss afterwards. Have a great birthday. I'll be right here, being disgusting, adoring you.

Love, your dog

I licked a lot of things this year.

Then I kissed you. Sorry.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Licked, Then Kissed Dog Birthday Card

A funny dog birthday card where a golden dog leans in with an enormous tongue, sorry for everything it licked before it kissed you.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI licked a lot of things this year, and I'm not going to list them. What matters is that you're still the person I want to kiss afterwards. Have a great birthday. I'll be right here, being disgusting, adoring you.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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