Happy Birthday!

Nobody complains about the weather with more style than you. Happy birthday. Your chair, your remote, your rules, all day.

With love,

Bet you never thought

you'd become a grumpy old man.

Here you are. Killing it.

Motion card · Birthday for him

Grumpy Old Man Birthday Card

A birthday card for him where a grumpy old man in a cardigan gets a party hat and a mug, and manages the smallest possible smile.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageNobody complains about the weather with more style than you. Happy birthday. Your chair, your remote, your rules, all day.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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