Nobody touched the thermostat.

Not once. Not even one degree. Happy Birthday to the best dad in the whole perfectly climate-controlled world.

Love you,

Dad, I got you the gift

you've always wanted.

Motion card · Birthday for Dad

The Gift Dad Always Wanted Birthday Card

A funny birthday card for Dad: his most prized possession sits under a museum spotlight behind a laser grid, and a sneaky paw tries its luck.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageNot once. Not even one degree. Happy Birthday to the best dad in the whole perfectly climate-controlled world.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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