Happy belated birthday!

I handed this card to the fastest courier I could find. He has strong opinions about pacing. Nothing inside has spoiled in transit — I have been meaning every word of it every single day since.

Slowly and surely yours,

Happy belated

birthday!

(Rushed to you by our fastest courier.)

Motion card · Belated birthday

Tortoise Express Belated Birthday Card

A belated birthday card where a goggled racing tortoise courier speeds through a 1970s sunburst poster with a turbo flame, speed lines and a checkered flag.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI handed this card to the fastest courier I could find. He has strong opinions about pacing. Nothing inside has spoiled in transit — I have been meaning every word of it every single day since.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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