This card is not late.

It is aggressively early for next year. Look how organised I have become. Eleven months from now you will be so glad one of us planned ahead, and I will be exactly this proud of you all over again.

Ahead of schedule,

Not late.

Check the postmark.

Motion card · Belated birthday

Aggressively Early Belated Birthday Card

Aggressively early: calendar pages fly, a clock races and a red EARLY stamp thumps down. An animated belated birthday ecard sent by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageIt is aggressively early for next year. Look how organised I have become. Eleven months from now you will be so glad one of us planned ahead, and I will be exactly this proud of you all over again.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Aggressively Early belated birthday card: a red EARLY stamp over postmarks, a desk calendar and a red alarm clock

About this card

A sunburst of warm tan and red holds a desk calendar with one day circled, a big red alarm clock and a pile of postmarked papers. As the card plays, calendar pages fly forward, the clock races and a red rubber stamp thumps EARLY across them. The lettering is bold and unrepentant: "Not late. Check the postmark." It is an aggressively early belated birthday card for anyone who would rather argue than apologize, sent to a sibling, friend or coworker who knows your style. Type their name and your excuse inside, choose music or record your voice, and send it by email or text now or on a date you pick.