Happy Birthday!

Hope it's a shell of a day.

Love,

SMILE! NO CRABBINESS TODAY!

I'M A CRAB.

THIS IS MY FACE.

Motion card · Funny birthday

This Is My Face Funny Birthday Card

A starfish asks for no crabbiness today, and the crab explains that this is just his face. An animated funny birthday ecard sent by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageHope it's a shell of a day.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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This Is My Face funny birthday card: a smiling starfish and a frowning red crab with speech bubbles

About this card

A dusty mauve gag cartoon with confetti: a sandy starfish with a gentle smile faces a red crab scuttling sideways with his claws up and a permanent frown. The starfish says "Smile! No crabbiness today!" and the crab answers "I'm a crab. This is my face." The bubbles pop in one after the other so the deadpan reply lands last. It is a funny birthday card for a grump, a resting-face friend, a moody teenager or a coworker who is not a morning person. Write their name and a message inside, add music or your own recorded voice, and send it by email or text now or on a date you pick.