He ate the list.

Clean page, full goat.
Happy New Year!

Cheers,

I wrote down all my resolutions.

Then I left the list unattended.

Motion card · New Year

Goat Ate My Resolutions New Year Card

A funny New Year card where a party-hatted goat chews up a list of resolutions, then holds a clean page and burps confetti.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageClean page, full goat. Happy New Year!
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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