The human said I could sign this one myself.

I ate the pen. Happy birthday. Also the couch is completely fine and there is absolutely no reason for anybody to go and look at the couch.

Your dog, sincerely,

Happy birthday!

(I signed it myself. You're welcome.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Dog Signed This Birthday Card

A funny pet birthday card where a party-hat terrier holds a pen and stamps a muddy paw-print signature, with falling confetti and a chewed envelope.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI ate the pen. Happy birthday. Also the couch is completely fine and there is absolutely no reason for anybody to go and look at the couch.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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