Happy birthday!

This card traveled at top sloth speed to reach you, which is to say it arrives exactly when it means to. Take today just as slow: nap hard, eat well, and let the celebration hang around a while.

In no particular hurry,

Happy birthday!

(Sent by Sloth Express. Arriving eventually.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Happy Birthday, Eventually Card

A funny birthday card: a party-hat sloth swings in with a gift while a snail races it to the finish. Sloth Express, arriving eventually.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThis card traveled at top sloth speed to reach you, which is to say it arrives exactly when it means to. Take today just as slow: nap hard, eat well, and let the celebration hang around a while.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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