Merry Christmas,

This is hour three. I have one working strand and I have decided to call it ambience. Come over anyway — the snacks are excellent and I'd rather see you than the lights.

Still untangling,

Almost ready

for Christmas.

(One bulb works. It's a start.)

Motion card · Funny Christmas

Almost Ready Funny Christmas Card

A funny Christmas card: one hopeless knot of fairy lights, one brave bulb, and a whole tangle that flashes on every few seconds.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThis is hour three. I have one working strand and I have decided to call it ambience. Come over anyway — the snacks are excellent and I'd rather see you than the lights.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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