Merry Christmas from our house,

The cat reviewed the other eleven ornaments and rejected them all. This one is under guard until January. Merry Christmas from our very edited tree — we'd still rather spend the day with you.

Warmly, and cautiously,

Fully decorated.

(The cat approved one ornament.)

Motion card · Funny Christmas

Fully Decorated Funny Christmas Card

A funny Christmas card starring a smug cat in a Santa hat, guarding the one ornament it approved on a bare little tree.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe cat reviewed the other eleven ornaments and rejected them all. This one is under guard until January. Merry Christmas from our very edited tree — we'd still rather spend the day with you.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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