Merry Christmas!

And roughly forty inches of tape. Don't try to open it politely — just tear. You're worth the effort, even if the corners aren't.

Wrapped and hopeful,

Wrapped with love.

Neatness: optional.

Motion card · Funny Christmas

Wrapped With Love Funny Christmas Card

Wrapped with love: a lumpy, over-taped green present wobbles under a loose red ribbon. An animated funny Christmas ecard sent by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageAnd roughly forty inches of tape. Don't try to open it politely — just tear. You're worth the effort, even if the corners aren't.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
—
Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Wrapped With Love funny Christmas card: a lumpy green-wrapped present with a red ribbon and a roll of tape

About this card

A lumpy present wrapped in shiny green watercolor paper sits on a cream striped background, tied with a red ribbon that has come loose at one end, with stray strips of tape stuck everywhere, a half-used roll of tape in front and a little gift tag hanging above. The lettering reads "Wrapped with love." and "Neatness: optional." The present wobbles, a strip of tape flaps, the tag swings and snow falls. It is a wrapped with love funny Christmas card for the worst gift wrapper you know, or from them. Type their name and your note inside, add a song or your own voice, and send it by text or email right away or on the day you choose.