So I improvised.

Flowers die in a week. Snacks are eaten with someone you love and remembered fondly. I stand by the decision. Happy Valentine's Day — I would give you the last slice, every time.

Your terrible florist,

Flowers were

sold out.

(I got you something better.)

Motion card · Funny Valentine

Flowers Were Sold Out Funny Valentine's Day Card

A funny Valentine's Day card with a bouquet of smiling pepperoni pizza slices on a podium, a delivery scooter and floating hearts, for when flowers sold out.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageFlowers die in a week. Snacks are eaten with someone you love and remembered fondly. I stand by the decision. Happy Valentine's Day — I would give you the last slice, every time.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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