It has been through a lot with us.

Six years, four flu seasons, one entire television series in a single weekend. If anything deserves to hang in a gallery, it is that sofa and the person I have spent all of it beside. Be my Valentine.

Saving you the good cushion,

Our finest hours.

(A tribute to the sofa.)

Motion card · Funny Valentine

Portrait of Our Sofa Funny Valentine's Day Card

A funny Valentine's Day card that hangs your sofa in a gilded museum frame, with a breathing spotlight, falling popcorn crumbs and a velvet rope.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageSix years, four flu seasons, one entire television series in a single weekend. If anything deserves to hang in a gallery, it is that sofa and the person I have spent all of it beside. Be my Valentine.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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