Take it. I mean it.

I do not share these with anyone. Not family, not close friends, not people who have done me genuine favors. You get the last one, every time, without being asked. That is the whole valentine.

Reaching across the table,

My last fry.

My stomach filed a complaint.

Motion card · Funny Valentine

My Last Fry Funny Valentine's Day Card

A funny Valentine's Day card in pop-art yellow: a lone fry with hopeful eyes wiggles, lifts out and offers itself while a ketchup bottle squeezes a heart.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI do not share these with anyone. Not family, not close friends, not people who have done me genuine favors. You get the last one, every time, without being asked. That is the whole valentine.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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