…is what I had decided.

Then I got as far as "roses are red" and thought about your face and lost the whole afternoon. There is still no poem. There is just this, which is that I love you an unreasonable amount.

Not a poet,

No poem this year…

(The bin has the other drafts.)

Motion card · Funny Valentine

No Poem This Year Funny Valentine's Day Card

A funny Valentine's Day card: crumpled poem drafts arc into a wire bin as a pencil taps, ending in one small red heart doodle.

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThen I got as far as "roses are red" and thought about your face and lost the whole afternoon. There is still no poem. There is just this, which is that I love you an unreasonable amount.
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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