Happy Birthday!

Here's the short version: you're wonderful, I'm lucky to know you, and I hope your birthday is as happy as that dog looks right now.

Love,

I wrote you a

birthday poem.

The dog ate it.

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Dog Ate Your Poem Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with a scruffy terrier holding a scrap of your poem, paper bits fluttering down and a pencil rolling by: the dog ate it.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageHere's the short version: you're wonderful, I'm lucky to know you, and I hope your birthday is as happy as that dog looks right now.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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