Happy Birthday!

You have a way of making things grow — plants, plans, and everyone lucky enough to know you. Wishing you a year that keeps blooming.

With love,

My cactus has

never bloomed.

(until today!)

Motion card · Funny birthday

My Cactus Bloomed Funny Birthday Card

Floral at last: a felt cactus blooms one red flower while confetti flies. An animated funny birthday ecard to send by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageYou have a way of making things grow — plants, plans, and everyone lucky enough to know you. Wishing you a year that keeps blooming.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
—
Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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My Cactus Bloomed funny birthday card: a felt cactus with one red flower in a pot, a watering can and felt confetti

About this card

A stitched felt cactus in a terracotta pot stands on cream felt, a single red flower open on its top and a tiny polka-dot party hat tucked against the pot. A green watering can with a little floral motif drips beside it and colorful felt confetti flies around. The lettering reads "My cactus has never bloomed." and in red, "(until today!)" The flower bursts open, confetti drifts and the can drips. It is a floral funny birthday card for a plant parent, a late bloomer or a friend who finally did the thing this year. Add their name and your message inside, choose music or your voice, and send it by email or text now or on their birthday.