Happy Birthday!

Breakfast was ambitious, the toast made a statement, and the wish behind all of it is completely sincere: the happiest birthday to you, and a year that treats you gently.

With love (and a new toaster soon),

The toaster had

opinions.

(it's very well done)

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Toaster Had Opinions Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a crayon toaster pops up one very well-done slice, puffs smoke and wiggles its lever while the butter slides by.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageBreakfast was ambitious, the toast made a statement, and the wish behind all of it is completely sincere: the happiest birthday to you, and a year that treats you gently.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
Secure checkout by Stripe · $4.99 once