Happy Birthday!

The sage is right: it's just a number, and I have never once thought about it when I think of you. What I think about is how much lighter every room gets when you walk into it. Squint at the candles with me — this year is going to be a good one.

With love (and my reading glasses),

The old sage says:

age is just a number.

He can't read it without these.

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Sage Needs Glasses Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a serene mountain-mist sage says age is just a number, then drops on his reading glasses to squint at it.

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GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe sage is right: it's just a number, and I have never once thought about it when I think of you. What I think about is how much lighter every room gets when you walk into it. Squint at the candles with me — this year is going to be a good one.
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