Happy retirement!

The alarm clock has been officially fired — no two weeks' notice, just a long well-earned silence. The calendar is yours now: no meetings, no Monday, no 'quick question before you go.' Thank you for every year you showed up and made the work lighter for everyone around you. May the days run slow, the hammock stay full, and the only thing on the to-do list be whatever you feel like.

With love (and a coconut drink),

retirement joke:

none of them work.

(and soon, neither will you. congrats!)

Motion card · Retirement & farewell

None of Them Work Retirement Card

A retirement card where a retiree naps in a rocking hammock between palms while a coconut drops softly in the sand and a little z floats up.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe alarm clock has been officially fired — no two weeks' notice, just a long well-earned silence. The calendar is yours now: no meetings, no Monday, no 'quick question before you go.' Thank you for every year you showed up and made the work lighter for everyone around you. May the days run slow, the hammock stay full, and the only thing on the to-do list be whatever you feel like.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy retirement!

The alarm clock has been officially fired — no two weeks' notice, just a long well-earned silence. The calendar is yours now: no meetings, no Monday, no 'quick question before you go.' Thank you for every year you showed up and made the work lighter for everyone around you. May the days run slow, the hammock stay full, and the only thing on the to-do list be whatever you feel like.