Happy Birthday!

At some point the candles stop being decoration and start being a census of how much light you have given everyone around you. That is a fire hazard I will happily show up for. I brought help, and I brought a wish: this year be warm, a little ridiculous, and entirely yours.

With love (and a fire extinguisher),

at some point it stops

being a birthday cake.

(fire hazard now. i brought help.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Fire Hazard Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a cake's candles blaze into cartoon flames while a colander-helmeted helper blasts them with an extinguisher.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageAt some point the candles stop being decoration and start being a census of how much light you have given everyone around you. That is a fire hazard I will happily show up for. I brought help, and I brought a wish: this year be warm, a little ridiculous, and entirely yours.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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