Happy Birthday!

Growing up is optional. Being wonderful isn't. Another year older and not one bit more mature — please never fix that. I hope this year is loud and ridiculous and full of the kind of joy that still looks like a party hat and a paper horn. You make every room, including mine, more fun.

With love (and a party horn),

a whole year older.

not one bit more mature.

(please never fix that)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Not One Bit More Mature Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a grinning grown-up in a party hat bounces and toots a paper party horn that unrolls in a burst of confetti.

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageGrowing up is optional. Being wonderful isn't. Another year older and not one bit more mature — please never fix that. I hope this year is loud and ridiculous and full of the kind of joy that still looks like a party hat and a paper horn. You make every room, including mine, more fun.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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Arrives
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Price
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- Add the email address the card should go to
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