Happy Birthday!

I'm not calling you old. I'm calling you the good stuff — the wedge they keep on the fancy shelf, the kind that got better while nobody was looking. You've aged perfectly, and everyone who loves you knows it. Here's to another year of being the expensive kind: richer, rarer, and still the one I'd pick every time.

With love (and the last crumb),

i'm not saying you're old.

but if you were cheese,

you'd be the expensive kind.

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Expensive Kind Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card: a mouse in a party hat eyes a glinting aged cheese with a candle, joking that you've aged into the expensive kind.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI'm not calling you old. I'm calling you the good stuff — the wedge they keep on the fancy shelf, the kind that got better while nobody was looking. You've aged perfectly, and everyone who loves you knows it. Here's to another year of being the expensive kind: richer, rarer, and still the one I'd pick every time.
Fits beautifully
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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