Happy Birthday!

Remember getting up without sound effects? Me neither. We creak, we groan, we still show up for each other — and that is my favourite kind of soundtrack. I hope this year is kind to your knees and generous with the people who make you laugh. Happy birthday. I am creaking right here with you.

With love (and a hot-water bottle),

remember getting up

without sound effects?

(me neither. we creak together now.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Without Sound Effects Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card of someone creaking up from an armchair, with rocking, creak marks and a glowing lamp, about aging with sound effects.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageRemember getting up without sound effects? Me neither. We creak, we groan, we still show up for each other — and that is my favourite kind of soundtrack. I hope this year is kind to your knees and generous with the people who make you laugh. Happy birthday. I am creaking right here with you.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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