Happy Birthday!

I would laugh. Then I would help you up. Then I would sit right there on the pavement and eat the cake off the floor with you, frosting in our hair, candles still floating. That is the only official test I care about, and we both pass it. I hope this year gives you more reasons to laugh than to panic — and if you do trip, I will be there, picking yellow peel out of the coral frosting with you.

With love (and a spare party hat),

the official age test:

trip in public.

(laughs = young. panic = old.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Official Age Test Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where someone trips on a banana peel, the cake flies up and lands perfectly, with laugh marks and falling confetti.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI would laugh. Then I would help you up. Then I would sit right there on the pavement and eat the cake off the floor with you, frosting in our hair, candles still floating. That is the only official test I care about, and we both pass it. I hope this year gives you more reasons to laugh than to panic — and if you do trip, I will be there, picking yellow peel out of the coral frosting with you.
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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Happy Birthday!

I would laugh. Then I would help you up. Then I would sit right there on the pavement and eat the cake off the floor with you, frosting in our hair, candles still floating. That is the only official test I care about, and we both pass it. I hope this year gives you more reasons to laugh than to panic — and if you do trip, I will be there, picking yellow peel out of the coral frosting with you.