Happy Birthday!

Mornings are loud. The sun comes up whether anyone asked it to, and the rooster has thoughts. I finally get it: some days start with a scream, and that is allowed. You are the reason it is worth getting up anyway. I hope this year is gentler at dawn and noisier with the people who love you — and that someone else makes the first coffee.

With love (and the first mug),

now you understand

why roosters scream at the morning.

(same, buddy. same.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Why Roosters Scream Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a wild-eyed rooster screams at the rising sun until a coffee mug slides in and calms him down.

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GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageMornings are loud. The sun comes up whether anyone asked it to, and the rooster has thoughts. I finally get it: some days start with a scream, and that is allowed. You are the reason it is worth getting up anyway. I hope this year is gentler at dawn and noisier with the people who love you — and that someone else makes the first coffee.
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