Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, you silly goose. The shades are not fooling anyone — I can still see you in there, being exactly as ridiculous as I hoped. I would not change one feather. I hope this year is full of cake, terrible jokes, and the people who love you most standing right beside you, honking along. You make every room lighter. Have a wonderful day.

Love you (disguise and all),

happy birthday,

you silly goose.

(nice shades. very incognito.)

Motion card · Birthday

You Silly Goose Birthday Card

A birthday card with a strutting goose in sunglasses and a bow tie whose shades slip down its beak, plus a flickering cupcake candle and floating hearts.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageHappy birthday, you silly goose. The shades are not fooling anyone — I can still see you in there, being exactly as ridiculous as I hoped. I would not change one feather. I hope this year is full of cake, terrible jokes, and the people who love you most standing right beside you, honking along. You make every room lighter. Have a wonderful day.
Fits beautifully
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
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Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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