Happy Birthday!

If you remember stop, drop and roll, congratulations: the drill has been updated. Freeze (the body has opinions now), squeeze (the knees have formed a union), and sneeze. The bodies are getting weirder. The friendship is not. I hope this year is gentler on your sinuses, kinder to your knees, and full of people who will still say 'bless you' at top volume.

With love (and a box of tissues),

birthdays come with

new safety rules...

(freeze, squeeze, sneeze.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Freeze, Squeeze and Sneeze Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card: a cardigan-clad man winds up, freezes, then sneezes tissues everywhere while a balloon jumps on its string.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageIf you remember stop, drop and roll, congratulations: the drill has been updated. Freeze (the body has opinions now), squeeze (the knees have formed a union), and sneeze. The bodies are getting weirder. The friendship is not. I hope this year is gentler on your sinuses, kinder to your knees, and full of people who will still say 'bless you' at top volume.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy Birthday!

If you remember stop, drop and roll, congratulations: the drill has been updated. Freeze (the body has opinions now), squeeze (the knees have formed a union), and sneeze. The bodies are getting weirder. The friendship is not. I hope this year is gentler on your sinuses, kinder to your knees, and full of people who will still say 'bless you' at top volume.