Happy Birthday!

Oh look — another day all about you. As it should be. The world is allowed to revolve around you today, and honestly it is about time. I hope this year brings you the kind of spoiling you pretend you do not want and absolutely deserve, and a hundred small reasons to keep that smug little smile.

With love (and your crown),

Behold,

the guest of honor.

(please do not stand.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Another Day All About You Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card: a smug queen lounges in a plum armchair, crown gleaming under a spotlight, raising her cake to toast herself while the puppy wags.

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageOh look — another day all about you. As it should be. The world is allowed to revolve around you today, and honestly it is about time. I hope this year brings you the kind of spoiling you pretend you do not want and absolutely deserve, and a hundred small reasons to keep that smug little smile.
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
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Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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Their emailWhen?
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The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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