Happy Birthday!

I typed a text, deleted it, typed it again, and then I chose the envelope. You are worth the stamp, the walk to the box, and the wait. Let the record show: I hope this year is full of people who still show up the long way — the way you always have for me.

With love (and a real stamp),

breaking news:

i sent you a card, not a text.

(that's friendship. look it up.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

A Card, Not a Text Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a proud friend hoists a sealed envelope like a trophy, gold sparkles burst, and a buzzing phone is ignored.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI typed a text, deleted it, typed it again, and then I chose the envelope. You are worth the stamp, the walk to the box, and the wait. Let the record show: I hope this year is full of people who still show up the long way — the way you always have for me.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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