Happy Birthday!

How old shall we pretend you are this year? Pick a number — I'll back you up under oath. Family, colleagues, the cake itself: as far as I'm concerned you are exactly as old as you say. I hope this year feels like the one we claimed: lighter, funnier, and full of people who will wink right along with you. Happy birthday. I love you at every age, including this one and the one we're telling.

With love (and one candle),

how old shall we pretend

you are this year?

(i'll go along with anything.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

How Old Shall We Pretend Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a winking gent with jazz hands pretends your age while candles pop onto a big pink cake, then one stays lit.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageHow old shall we pretend you are this year? Pick a number — I'll back you up under oath. Family, colleagues, the cake itself: as far as I'm concerned you are exactly as old as you say. I hope this year feels like the one we claimed: lighter, funnier, and full of people who will wink right along with you. Happy birthday. I love you at every age, including this one and the one we're telling.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy Birthday!

How old shall we pretend you are this year? Pick a number — I'll back you up under oath. Family, colleagues, the cake itself: as far as I'm concerned you are exactly as old as you say. I hope this year feels like the one we claimed: lighter, funnier, and full of people who will wink right along with you. Happy birthday. I love you at every age, including this one and the one we're telling.