Happy Birthday!

I am going to be modest about everything except this: how many cards did you get today as good as this one? None. That's the answer. None. I am not actually this smug about stationery. I am this smug about you. I like you in a way that refuses to be reasonable, and I hope this year is packed with days that make you feel first-place even when nobody is handing out rosettes. Happy birthday.

With love (and a first-place ribbon),

cards you got today

that beat this one:

(see hand for the total.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Funniest Card Ever Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a smug man makes a big zero with his fingers as rain drizzles on a grey stack of lesser cards and a gold ding sparkles.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI am going to be modest about everything except this: how many cards did you get today as good as this one? None. That's the answer. None. I am not actually this smug about stationery. I am this smug about you. I like you in a way that refuses to be reasonable, and I hope this year is packed with days that make you feel first-place even when nobody is handing out rosettes. Happy birthday.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy Birthday!

I am going to be modest about everything except this: how many cards did you get today as good as this one? None. That's the answer. None. I am not actually this smug about stationery. I am this smug about you. I like you in a way that refuses to be reasonable, and I hope this year is packed with days that make you feel first-place even when nobody is handing out rosettes. Happy birthday.