Happy Birthday!

I collected these for you. They are very shiny. (The ring is my favorite. The button was a close second. The box is the one I did not find in a gutter.)

That's the crow talking. This is me: I hope this year is full of the good stuff — the found stuff, the shiny stuff, and people who show up with a real present. Happy birthday. I am so glad you were born.

With love (and a slightly sticky beak),

happy birthday.

i brought stuff.

(some of it was nailed down. i fixed that.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

I Bring Stuff Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a glossy crow drops a gold ring onto its pile of shiny finds, fluffs up proudly and nudges a real gift forward.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI collected these for you. They are very shiny. (The ring is my favorite. The button was a close second. The box is the one I did not find in a gutter.) That's the crow talking. This is me: I hope this year is full of the good stuff — the found stuff, the shiny stuff, and people who show up with a real present. Happy birthday. I am so glad you were born.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy Birthday!

I collected these for you. They are very shiny. (The ring is my favorite. The button was a close second. The box is the one I did not find in a gutter.)

That's the crow talking. This is me: I hope this year is full of the good stuff — the found stuff, the shiny stuff, and people who show up with a real present. Happy birthday. I am so glad you were born.