Happy Birthday!

Someone in this house wants your cake more than you do, and I mean that as a compliment to the cake. There is a dachshund, a stack of books, and a look of pure determination. Guard your slice — then share one anyway. I hope this year is as sweet as the cake, as stubborn as the dog, and full of people who will laugh with you when a strawberry lands on a nose. Happy birthday. I love you.

With love (and a spare slice),

the cake is up there.

the dog has a plan.

(happy birthday. hide the cake.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Dachshund vs Cake Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a dachshund stretches from a stack of books toward a cake with flickering candles on a tall stand, plotting its snack.

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It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageSomeone in this house wants your cake more than you do, and I mean that as a compliment to the cake. There is a dachshund, a stack of books, and a look of pure determination. Guard your slice — then share one anyway. I hope this year is as sweet as the cake, as stubborn as the dog, and full of people who will laugh with you when a strawberry lands on a nose. Happy birthday. I love you.
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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Their emailWhen?
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The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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Happy Birthday!

Someone in this house wants your cake more than you do, and I mean that as a compliment to the cake. There is a dachshund, a stack of books, and a look of pure determination. Guard your slice — then share one anyway. I hope this year is as sweet as the cake, as stubborn as the dog, and full of people who will laugh with you when a strawberry lands on a nose. Happy birthday. I love you.