Happy Birthday!

Where is my food. The bowl is empty and this is not a drill. Also: happy birthday. (The cat dictated. I typed.) What I actually came to say is I love how you take care of everyone — even the whiskered tyrant who runs this house. I hope this year feeds you the way you feed the rest of us: generously, on time, and with a little extra on the side.

With love (the cat is waiting),

where is my food?

(also: happy birthday.)

(it has been four whole minutes.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Where Is My Food Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card: a grumpy cat in a party hat jabs at its empty bowl, the bowl rattles and a grumble cloud puffs, while it demands food.

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageWhere is my food. The bowl is empty and this is not a drill. Also: happy birthday. (The cat dictated. I typed.) What I actually came to say is I love how you take care of everyone — even the whiskered tyrant who runs this house. I hope this year feeds you the way you feed the rest of us: generously, on time, and with a little extra on the side.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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From
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Arrives
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Price
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- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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