Happy Birthday!

The dog wanted to say happy birthday. This is his happy face. He practiced. He still has no idea what a birthday is, but he is thrilled anyway — which, honestly, is the right energy. I hope your day feels like that: a little lopsided, slightly overdressed, and full of people who are delighted just because you showed up. Have a wonderful one.

With love (and a slightly tilted hat),

the dog has a message:

happy birthday.

(the face took weeks of mirror time.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Derpy Dog Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a goofy dog in a party hat tilts his head, bounces his hat and flashes a practiced grin beside a candlelit cupcake.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe dog wanted to say happy birthday. This is his happy face. He practiced. He still has no idea what a birthday is, but he is thrilled anyway — which, honestly, is the right energy. I hope your day feels like that: a little lopsided, slightly overdressed, and full of people who are delighted just because you showed up. Have a wonderful one.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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