Happy Birthday!

The cat got to the cake first. I would be annoyed, except the cat also thinks it is the birthday cat, and I am not prepared to argue with that face. A little frosting on the nose is just proof of quality control. I hope this year is as smug, as sweet, and as thoroughly yours as this cat believes the cake is. Happy birthday. I love you.

With love (and a slightly smaller cake),

have a most

purrfect birthday.

(the cat has already tasted the cake.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Purrfect Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a smug ginger tabby in a party hat licks frosting off its nose beside a flickering pink cake.

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GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe cat got to the cake first. I would be annoyed, except the cat also thinks it is the birthday cat, and I am not prepared to argue with that face. A little frosting on the nose is just proof of quality control. I hope this year is as smug, as sweet, and as thoroughly yours as this cat believes the cake is. Happy birthday. I love you.
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