Happy Birthday!

The cat contributed what it could. I am contributing the actual love — the kind that does not need wrapping, and the kind that will still be here after the hairball has been quietly disposed of. You are easy to celebrate. I hope this year is full of gifts that are actually gifts, people who show up, and a little of the ridiculous joy this card is for. Happy birthday. I love you.

With love (and a cat who tried),

happy

blerghth day.

(the cat made you a gift. it's fresh.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Happy Blerghth Day Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a party-hat tabby heaves three times and coughs up a bow-wrapped hairball gift, with a sparkly ta-da.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe cat contributed what it could. I am contributing the actual love — the kind that does not need wrapping, and the kind that will still be here after the hairball has been quietly disposed of. You are easy to celebrate. I hope this year is full of gifts that are actually gifts, people who show up, and a little of the ridiculous joy this card is for. Happy birthday. I love you.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy Birthday!

The cat contributed what it could. I am contributing the actual love — the kind that does not need wrapping, and the kind that will still be here after the hairball has been quietly disposed of. You are easy to celebrate. I hope this year is full of gifts that are actually gifts, people who show up, and a little of the ridiculous joy this card is for. Happy birthday. I love you.