Happy Birthday!

You're not old. You're classic. The kind I would still pick off the shelf every single time — the one that only gets more loved with every play. Be kind. Rewind. Then eat the cake. I hope this year feels like your favorite movie: the one nobody ever gets tired of, the one we put on again the second the credits roll.

With love (and a gold star),

ur not old.

ur classic.

(be kind. rewind. then eat cake.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Ur Not Old, Ur Classic Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card: a rainbow VHS tape in a party hat that rewinds, tangled tape and all, to tell you ur not old, ur classic.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageYou're not old. You're classic. The kind I would still pick off the shelf every single time — the one that only gets more loved with every play. Be kind. Rewind. Then eat the cake. I hope this year feels like your favorite movie: the one nobody ever gets tired of, the one we put on again the second the credits roll.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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