Happy Birthday!

I hereby volunteer to be the clown at every one of your birthdays from now on. The cake, the terrible songs, the whole bit. I will show up, I will be ridiculous, and I will mean every second of it. I hope this year is as loud and kind and full as you make every room you walk into.

Your official birthday clown,

it's not a birthday

without a clown.

(relax. it's me. i'm the clown.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Not a Birthday Without a Clown Card

A funny birthday card where a friendly clown hops, honks his red nose and holds out a cake while balloons bob: it's not a birthday without a clown.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI hereby volunteer to be the clown at every one of your birthdays from now on. The cake, the terrible songs, the whole bit. I will show up, I will be ridiculous, and I will mean every second of it. I hope this year is as loud and kind and full as you make every room you walk into.
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
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Also print my name under the sign-off
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Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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