Happy Birthday!

I searched for the most metal birthday card in existence. Most of the skulls looked like they wanted to collect a debt. This one is smiling. That's for you.

Turn it up. Eat the cupcake. Stay exactly this loud.

I am so glad you were born. I hope this year hits every note you want it to — and a few extra you did not see coming.

Stay metal (and eat the frosting),

happy birthday.

stay metal.

(the skull is smiling. that's for you.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

Stay Metal Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with a grinning linocut skull in a party hat that headbangs, a flashing lightning bolt, a flickering cupcake candle and a sparks burst.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI searched for the most metal birthday card in existence. Most of the skulls looked like they wanted to collect a debt. This one is smiling. That's for you. Turn it up. Eat the cupcake. Stay exactly this loud. I am so glad you were born. I hope this year hits every note you want it to — and a few extra you did not see coming.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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