Happy Birthday!

I ran the numbers. Another year, another cake, and somehow more of you — which, as any honest chart will tell you, is the only trend worth celebrating. The bars keep going up. The frosting is compounding. The forecast is excellent. Wishing you a year that's sweet, slightly ridiculous, and statistically off the charts. Blow out the candles. The math already checked out.

With love (and a very good trend line),

this year's growth chart:

(the trend is frosted.)

Motion card · Funny birthday

The Math Checks Out Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where three cakes rise like a bar chart under a big arrow, with flickering candles, a waving flag and a confetti burst.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI ran the numbers. Another year, another cake, and somehow more of you — which, as any honest chart will tell you, is the only trend worth celebrating. The bars keep going up. The frosting is compounding. The forecast is excellent. Wishing you a year that's sweet, slightly ridiculous, and statistically off the charts. Blow out the candles. The math already checked out.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
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Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
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Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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Happy Birthday!

I ran the numbers. Another year, another cake, and somehow more of you — which, as any honest chart will tell you, is the only trend worth celebrating. The bars keep going up. The frosting is compounding. The forecast is excellent. Wishing you a year that's sweet, slightly ridiculous, and statistically off the charts. Blow out the candles. The math already checked out.