Happy belated birthday!

Your card is here. A sloth carried it — be nice. The envelope is late; the love was on time. They did their very best, which for a sloth is both a lot and, technically, the posted speed. A tiny snail kept them company, the party hat arrived last, and somehow that feels right. I hope your birthday stretched itself out in the good ways, and that this year is slow enough to enjoy and swift in the parts that count. Happy birthday, properly.

With love (and a slightly delayed hat),

your card is here.

(the sloth carried it. be nice.)

Motion card · Belated birthday

Sloth Delivery Belated Birthday Card

A belated birthday card where a sleepy sloth in a party hat slowly delivers a giant envelope while a snail zooms past.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageYour card is here. A sloth carried it — be nice. The envelope is late; the love was on time. They did their very best, which for a sloth is both a lot and, technically, the posted speed. A tiny snail kept them company, the party hat arrived last, and somehow that feels right. I hope your birthday stretched itself out in the good ways, and that this year is slow enough to enjoy and swift in the parts that count. Happy birthday, properly.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
Secure checkout by Stripe · $4.99 once

Happy belated birthday!

Your card is here. A sloth carried it — be nice. The envelope is late; the love was on time. They did their very best, which for a sloth is both a lot and, technically, the posted speed. A tiny snail kept them company, the party hat arrived last, and somehow that feels right. I hope your birthday stretched itself out in the good ways, and that this year is slow enough to enjoy and swift in the parts that count. Happy birthday, properly.