Happy Birthday!

Someone is VERY excited about your birthday. (Hi. It is me.) I have been waiting for this day the way a dog waits at the door — whole body wagging, party hat a little crooked, already celebrating. I cannot wait to squeeze you and make a fuss and eat too much cake. Hope this year feels as bright and bouncy as you make every room you walk into. Happy birthday, for real.

With love (and a wag),

somebody can't stop

wagging for you

Motion card · Funny birthday

Someone's Excited Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with a golden dog in a party hat whose tail wags so hard he wiggles and pops hearts, with confetti drifting past.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageSomeone is VERY excited about your birthday. (Hi. It is me.) I have been waiting for this day the way a dog waits at the door — whole body wagging, party hat a little crooked, already celebrating. I cannot wait to squeeze you and make a fuss and eat too much cake. Hope this year feels as bright and bouncy as you make every room you walk into. Happy birthday, for real.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Happy Birthday!

Someone is VERY excited about your birthday. (Hi. It is me.) I have been waiting for this day the way a dog waits at the door — whole body wagging, party hat a little crooked, already celebrating. I cannot wait to squeeze you and make a fuss and eat too much cake. Hope this year feels as bright and bouncy as you make every room you walk into. Happy birthday, for real.