Happy Birthday!

I'm looking out for you. Cake is a safety measure, so have a second slice from me. Happy birthday — I hope it's an easy, good year.

With love,

fact: the heavier you are,

the harder you are to kidnap.

stay safe & eat cake.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Harder to Kidnap Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with a tall three-tier cake, candles that flicker and an arcade claw that tries to snatch it and gives up.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageI'm looking out for you. Cake is a safety measure, so have a second slice from me. Happy birthday — I hope it's an easy, good year.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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