Happy Birthday!

The results are in. One hundred percent of respondents like you. That survey was just me, ticking every box. Happy birthday.

Love,

so we did a survey for your birthday.

people who think you're old

people who think you're old, but in turquoise

Motion card · Funny birthday

We Did a Survey Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a survey pie chart pops out its red slice, wiggles, then spins, poking fun at people who think you're old.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe results are in. One hundred percent of respondents like you. That survey was just me, ticking every box. Happy birthday.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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